BANDS>EVERYTHING

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

I think girls are only pretty if they have thigh gaps. And if you disagree that probably means you're an ugly fat slob
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crapaccino:

ok buddy let me show you something here that might just help you get that 8 foot tree out of your ass and actually learn to not be a potato fart for the rest of your life. 

this is me and my wonderful nonexistent thigh gap. sure there may be some fat on my thighs but that sure as hell does not make me fat. 

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and this? this is my face. so if you wanna call me ugly then by all means go ahead. but then once you’re done with that make sure you come out of your parents basement, wipe that cheeto dust off your face, and ask your disappointed mother to make you an appointment for the optometrist because you’re clearly fucking blind. 

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so next time before you go around calling people ugly fat slobs, take a second and think about what the fuck you’re saying because hiding behind your computer screen is going to get you no where in life. oh yeah, and one more thing buddy, 

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fuck you.

ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

kasoukai:

man i dont even remember the first three years of my life. ha ha mustve been hella baked

tellthegirlsivefallen:

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

I’m dead

carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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